You’ll Never Guess Where This Girl Got A Tattoo [FBHW]

Free Beer teased this clip most of the morning, promising that it would be an interesting video of a woman wearing pasties. While that may sound like an enticing proposition to many guys, what they actually ended up watching was something decidedly less sexy.

If you haven't guessed it from the headline yet, they watched a video of a woman getting a tattoo on her...well, her butthole. Where does this fair maiden hail from? Surprise of surprises, she's from the great state of Florida.

After listening to the woman talk about how much she loved getting the tattoo, Hot Wings decided right then and there that she sounded "like one of the stupidest people in America." Free Beer agreed, adding that "she's pretty gross." Though he went on to say that "she could be attractive if she hadn't done all these things to herself."

We think Free Beer would feel differently if she had opted for a more tasteful butt tattoo.

Zane seemed surprised and asked if she was actually getting it "right on the balloon knot." Hot Wings chimed in and said, "I'm guessing that part of her body has been seen more than her face."

If you really want to watch a girl get her zippity do da all tatted up, here's the video: