Free Beer and Hot Wings Are Horrified by the Bagel Head Trend [FBHW]

"God, look at all these mongrels."

Hot Wings pretty much summed up how we feel about the Bagel Head trend. Prior to today, we were in blissfull ignorance of this bizarre subset of bod modification. But now that's done for! Thanks ... National Geographic? Good lord.

Hot Wings and Producer Joe had to describe the video to an agitated Free Beer, who clearly also had the willies when it came to this topic.

"They are sticking a needle directly into their forehead," said Hot Wings. "And they just pump in saline."

"Right now you just see a black glove pinching the forehead skin and a needle pokes through," said Producer Joe. "The saline is just dripping in there."

"It's just ridiculous," said Hot Wings.

Really. This might be the most revolting thing we've ever heard of. Even though there are more extreme body modders out there, cutting things off here and stretching things out there, there's just something so wrong about this.

"These people couldn't look dumber," said Hot Wings.

"I would like to play Devil's Advocate and say that they don't all look like monsters," joked Free Beer. "But I want someone with a boxing glove to come in and punch all that fluid out."

Speaking of boxing, Hot Wings said that these people reminded him of Hasim Rahman after his fight with Evander Holyfield. On point, Hot Wings.

We did not start the day today thinking that we would need the hideous image of Hasim Rahman's massive hematoma as a palate cleanser. But there you have it.

If you really, really want to check out the video of this, here you go. But really, you don't have to: