Chicago Cubs Fan Gets Dirty Behind Home Plate At Wrigley [FBHW]

It's no secret that the guys love talking about sports stories from Deadspin and this recent one is a real hum dinger.

After last night's Cubs-Pirates game resumed following a weather delay, one fan decided to make the most of the cleared out stadium and managed to work his way down directly behind home plate. Time to take in the majesty of a professional baseball game from the best seats in the house, right? Wrong.

These are the Cubs we are talking about. The only appropriate thing to do would be to pantomime 'oral stuff' (hey, give us a break, we're trying to keep it clean here!).

And that's just what this upstanding citizen did.

"He has practiced that at home with strangers," said Hot Wings.

"Oh boy, that's ludicrous," said Producer Joe, going on to state that he loved how "they do this slow motion instant replay that is just great." We have to agree with Producer Joe here. We also have to tip our cap to Cubs announcer Bob Brenly, who referred to the strikeout pitch in said replay as a "lead pipe sinker."

Bravo, sir.