The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The Midnight Writer
Alice Goodwin — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach. She has modeled for men's magazines like Zoo Weekly, Nuts and Maxim and was voted Zoo Magazine's hottest topless babe of the year in 2009. She appears daily on babe channel Elite TV.
Rambo — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Introducing Rambo, a SuicideGirl who can't live without a fresh pair of vans, fantasizes about sex on a water slide and loves anything tiny. That's fantastic news for almost every guy. Let's just hope she doesn't think you're "too tiny."
Mina Stefan — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Mina Stefan is a NON-NUDE pin up model and was voted the sexiest girl on Twitter by the Playboy website The Smoking Jacket. Mina would really like to stress the fact she is a NON-NUDE model (hence the CAPS) and that's the reason she is our crush today.
Glitch — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs, is into a good cuddle and spends most of her free time exploring her own body. If she asked us to help out we'd gladly lend a hand.
Cassandra Dawn — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Playboy Cyber Girl Cassandra Dawn likes to hypnotize men with her...voice. Inspired by the sirens in Greek mythology, this seductress knows the real way to a man's heart is through his ears.
Hillary Fisher — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Hillary Fisher is a Playboy model, the current Miss Playboy Club, Miss Sunset Tan 2010 and has appeared in Maxim and American Curves magazine. She is also a self-proclaimed foodie and pastry chef. She can add Crush of the Day to her extensive resume. It should go somewhere near the top.
Golfer Wins Bodyweight in Ham
Scottish golfer Elliot Saltman did not win the Madrid Masters but did walk away with a major prize - his weight in delicious ham. Ham was the prize for a hole-in-one at the third hole but other prizes for different holes included a car and watch. Saltman joked after the round that he'd been trying to lose weight.
BelleBane and Bounty – SuicideGirls of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet BelleBane and Bounty, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. BelleBane is into time travel and cute panties and loves being a MILF. Bounty hates a person on a power trip, loves a good back rub and spends way too much time working. Let's hope we can pull these two ladies apart. On second thought, let's hope we get stuck in the middle while trying to pull these ladies apart.
Jeckyl — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Jeckyl, a SuicideGirl from South Africa who loves body piercings, loves to write and play the piano and is still a virgin but has a fantasy about how she will lose it. Let's hope it's the same fantasy we have about taking it from her. If we are lucky enough.
Rebecca Grant — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
In real life, Rebecca Grant has appeared on 'NFL Under the Helmet' and 'Robot Wars: Extreme Warriors.' In the online world, Rebecca was the inspiration for the character Katarina in the video game Dungeon Siege III. Rebecca is our crush today for being a tasty looking treat not only in this world, but in the world of video game babes.