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Links That Rock — Quick Hits From Around The Web
This week, the best from around the web has little kids doing Metallica, impossible corn mazes, a bear attack in the living room and another dumb Lady Gaga look.
Japan Introduces Motorcycle Powered By Human Poop
Japanese toilet manufacturer TOTO may be sitting on a goldmine in the form of a poop-powered motorcycle. Named the Toilet Bike Neo, the vehicle runs on human excrement that is deposited into an on-bike toilet. The moving port-o-potty communicates to the rider in Japanese using LED lights, plays music, and even talks.
Melanie Iglesias — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Today's crush has appeared on the Maxim Hot 100 list, won the Hometown Hottie crown in 2010 and was named by the mag as the Sexiest Girl of 2010. So, basically, she is dating someone at Maxim or these contests are fixed. Not saying she isn't hot, but if she wins anymore titles from the company, she will have to attend Board of Directors meetings.
Leon — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Leon, a SuicideGirl who loves a musical bad boy and doesn't give a crap about politics. She finds it impossible to name all her favorite bands and loves inside jokes. Leon is a jack of all trades but a master of none. Leon can be our master any time.
Miss Prestin – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Laura Michelle Prestin, or Miss Prestin as she likes to refer to herself, is a cover and fitness model from the great white north known as Canada. She has appeared in the pages of American Curves Magazine, Muscle Magazine and even has her own best-selling calendar. Besides a body that looks tighter than Spanx on Chaz Bono, Miss Prestin has something else we are dying to get our hands on...
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Man Plotted To Kill Ex-Girlfriend Dressed As Bear
A New York man was willing to go to incredible lengths just to kill his ex-girlfriend. For his murder plot to work all he had to do was kill, skin and wear the skin of a bear. ABC News has all the "grizzly" details.
Clyde Gardner's girlfriend had tossed him on the street again. He wanted revenge so he planned to "wear the bear hide and claws to attack his ex-girlfriend and kill her,
Woman Passes Love Note To Teen Via Burrito
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That expression means that cooking will win a man's affection. It doesn't mean slip love notes into his food. Especially if he is a teen you're accused of sexually assaulting.
Rosa Acosta — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Rosa Acosta is a model, actress and has been romantically linked to something called a "Rob Kardashian." Is that the guy married to Lamar Odom? Rosa is our crush today because she has two of our favorite attributes in a female: good looks and flexibility. It's rare to find both. Sure, there are a ton of gorgeous women in the world, but can they do this?
Boss Holds ‘Guess Who’ll Be Fired Next’ Contest
Everyone thinks they work for the 'boss from hell,' but in the case of the employees of William Ernst, they have a legitimate claim. According to WKYC.com, Ernst, the owner of a chain of QC Mart convenience stores, offered prizes to employees for correctly guessing the next person to get pink slipped.
Giant Fake Breasts Save Woman’s Life
The next time the wife rebuffs the idea of getting massive silicon sweater expanders tell her you're doing it for her own safety. Those cans might save her life one day. Especially if hubby decides to get all stabby one day. Pravda.ru explains how a wife survived a stabbing at the hands of her husband after the knife got stuck in her silicone implants...