Tiffany Toth has always been a fan of Playboy magazine. “Ever since I can remember, I’ve had this fascination with Playboy. I collected the magazine and idolized the Playmates. I would even imitate their hair and makeup!” Oh sure. When you're reading Playboy for hair and make-up tips it's considered "collecting" but when you're stashing them under your bed for the better of two decades people like to label it "hoarding." Such a double standard.

To celebrate her spread in the latest issue of Playboy magazine, September's Playmate of the Month Tiffany Toth (LINK NSFW) was nice enough to talk with us about a ton of different topics including guys on bicycles and her future Wikipedia entry.

You are the Playboy Playmate for September 2011. Please rank the following songs with the word September in the title from least to most awesome: 'September' by Earth Wind and Fire, 'September of My Years' by Frank Sinatra, 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' by Green Day and 'September Morn' by Neil Diamond.

Whoa. Wait. It's too early in the morning. I can't do this.

Sure you can, it's easy, just rank the songs from worst to best.

I'm not sure on the Neil Diamond song. Which one is that again? I don't think I know how it goes.

Please don't make me sing.

You can't just sing a little bit?

How about we just call it the worst song? If I sing the song it will automatically make it the worst anyway.

Alright then I'll say Earth, Wind and Fire is next, followed by Green Day, and then Frank Sinatra is the most awesome because I love Frank Sinatra.

Who was the first person you called when you found out you were going to be Miss September?

I called my mom. She was incredibly excited. I shot online stuff for Playboy about five years ago. Mom went to my first Playboy shoot and meet all the Playboy people. She has been a fan since.

Are there responsibilities that go along with being a Playmate? I bet it involves a slew of ribbon cuttings at grocery store grand openings.

Well, my issue just came out, so I'm not sure of all the responsibilities involved yet. I just did a signing in Vegas. I hosted the Playboy Club. So far it's been a bunch of signing and meeting with fans.

What would happen if you became Playmate of the Year?

Playmate of the Year gets much more recognition and is a huge honor. Let's hope I win so I can find out first hand everything that goes with the title.

Oh really? I was just going to guess even more grocery store grand openings.

Yes. More ribbon cuttings at grocery stores. That would actually be fun as long as I was allowed to use the giant scissors.

I was looking over your modeling resume and you once did a photo shoot for Phat Cycles. Is it a turn off if a guy shows up to pick you up for a date on a bicycle?

On a bicycle? Where am I going to sit in the basket?

It's a pretty big bike. Maybe you can sit on the seat behind your date.

As long as he is pedaling, and I don't have to do any of the work, I'd go along with it.

PLAYBOY Magazine Playmate Tiffany Toth
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The press release announcing you as Playmate for September 2011 says that "you're a long time Playboy magazine collector." Do you remember your first issue, because every guy usually does, and it will make us all seem a little less perverted if you remember too.

Honestly, I don't remember the first issue I bought, but I was recently at my mother's house and found a bunch of old issues. I started collecting in high school. That was around 2001.

Men always remember their first Playboy. I remember my first issue had Dian Parkinson on the cover. She was one of 'Barker's Beauties' on The Price is Right. That was a little jarring as a kid, because I grew up watching her on the show, and then there she is showing her Plinko chips to the world.

I loved The Price Is Right. I would stay home from school just for that show.

To prepare for interviews I usually read up on the subject's Wikipedia page and find odd rumors and possibly made up information and ask about it during the interview. You don't have a Wikipedia page yet so I'll create one for you. You are allowed JUST ONE crazy, made-up rumor about yourself that you want people to believe. Fire away.

A crazy rumor? Honestly, I never really thought about my Wikipedia page.

You will eventually have a page, especially if you win Playmate Of The Year. This is good training. How about we put something like "once dated a guy who showed up for the first date riding a huge bicycle."

Yeah. That might work. But that's actually believable.

If that's on your Wikipedia page you might just have random men circling your house on bikes at all hours of the day.

Hmm. Good point. Maybe we should think of something else.

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