The Midnight Writer

This week, the best from around the web has The Muppets dancing, scooter crashes and Bud Light with more booze...

This week, the best from around the web has a ketchup fountain, an epic drunk monologue and terrible strippers

This week, the best from around the web has beer flavored ice cream, a Black Sabbath reunion and jokes about the rapture.

Playboy's Katie Vernola isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty. She can put rims and tires on a car, balance them out and even change a car’s oil. “So if you ever have any car trouble, call me,” laughs Katie. She might be the hottest mechanic walking the planet.

Meet Rowdi, a SuicideGirl who loves to smoke first thing in the morning, doesn't give a crap about politics and hates TV. She's into anything sexually, all you've got to do is ask.

This week, the best from around the web has Betty White rapping, cliff dives, bone dances and Archie meets KISS. Porn-O-Lantern? Don't jump mon!  That's enough Betty White This movie will stink Is this heaven? Facebook hates Courtney Stodden Your ancestors spoke like Yoda  Buckets of fun Archie meets KISS Fresh Prince fun facts How to make your bone dance

Chelsea White is a UK model that has been a Page 3 girl for 'The Sun' and has done several magazine spreads and TV commercials. She is our crush today because Chelsea is actually more famous for being behind the camera. Chelsea is a professional photographer and make-up artist.

Meet Wit, a SuicideGirl who loves the Beatles, can't live without her hammock and just returned from vacation in the rain forests of Belize. Is she a hottie? You better Belize it!

Louise Glover is a model that has appeared in FHM, Bizarre, Maxim, Loaded and UK tabloids like the News of the World, The Sun and Daily Star. She was the first British model to be named "Model of the Year" in Playboy Special Editions. She is our crush today for being the first COTD with a criminal record. At least that we know about.

Meet AnnaLee, a SuicideGirl who loves books, hates television, finds happiness in the history of mathematics and is addicted to expensive chocolate. She might be the only person in the world that could get a guy interested in math.