Paintball Ruptures Woman’s Silicone Breast Implant

A 26-year-old woman in England ruptured a silicone breast implant during a game of paintball. BBC News reports the story, going into great detail about paintball, but never really mentions the woman and her condition.

"We respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking," says a statement on UK Paintball's website.

Honestly though BBC, breeze right on over the fact that silicone implants are dangerous and can pop if hit hard enough and discuss at length how the paintball center is now protecting itself in case some woman ever tries to ruin all of their fun again! Also hilarious is that a section of this article is titled Full Recovery, which one would assume is about the woman and how she is doing, but NOPE it's about paintball.

"You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs" the center explains "and asked to sign a disclaimer."

Instruction will be given by several male members of our courteous staff. Please ignore the fact they are staring at your chest throughout said instruction. It's for your own safety.

[BBC]