Miss Universe Contestant Catalina Robayo Forgets Her Underwear

Miss Universe is still a real title. It's still a real contest. It's still run by Donald Trump which makes it, in his words, something like "the best, most fantastic, most amazing beauty pageant in the world today. It's true. It's true." It just needs some mainstream media attention to keep people interested. Miss Columbia Catalina Robayo not wearing underwear to press shoots might be just the thing the doctor ordered.

Fox411's Pop Tarts via Fox News gets to the exposed bottom of the story.

"All eyes have been on 22-year-old Miss Colombia, Catalina Robayo, because she allegedly made the rounds at official appearances over the last week donning itty bitty skirts sans undies, FOX411’s Pop Tarts column has been told exclusively."

Smart move. The entire world now knows the name of only one contestant in the Miss Universe pageant. Ms. Robayo now has a good shot at winning. A very, very good shot. A fantastic shot. She is very, very smart. We can't stop talking like Donald Trump. We really, really can't stop.

"Colombia had to be spoken to and told she needed to wear underpants as what she was doing was totally inappropriate" said an undisclosed source. Paula Shugart, President of the Miss Universe Organization explained “There were several girls in short dresses which is was a little concerning, but when I saw the (commando) picture on the front page of one of the local papers and was very, very surprised.”

LOOK! Trump has her doing it too! He is very influential. Very, very influential.

[Fox News]