Giant Fake Breasts Save Woman’s Life

The next time the wife rebuffs the idea of getting massive silicon sweater expanders tell her you're doing it for her own safety. Those cans might save her life one day. Especially if hubby decides to get all stabby one day. Pravda.ru explains how a wife survived a stabbing at the hands of her husband after the knife got stuck in her silicone implants.

During the fight, the man stabbed his wife in the left breast, aiming for her heart. Because of the size of the implant, the knife did not even reach the thorax. The content of the implant did not leak and the breast even kept its original shape.

The woman was saved not only by her fake breasts but by her husband's original offer of an implant job.

"According to the surgeon, the woman's husband asked his wife to enlarge her breasts five years ago. The woman agreed. The surgeon examined the woman carefully and offered to try size four implants. The client happily accepted the offer."

Big, massive, store-bought yabbos. Is there anything they can't do?

[Pravda.org via Gawker]