Drunk Woman Does Several Hilarious Things Before Police Arrive

Please answer the following question: A drunk woman was arrested for

A) Howling like a dog
B) Harassing neighbors
C) Riding a lawnmower up and down the street
D) Revving the engine of her vehicle and doing burnouts in the street
E) All of the above

Here's a hint: the incident took place in Florida. DING! DING! DING! Obviously, the answer is E. We made it too easy. Any one of the choices would make for a fun story. Leave it a couple fine residents of the "Sunshine State" to really go above and beyond the typical drunken tale.

The Off The Beat blog has all the details of the wild night of Merrilee Schwarz that started off with lawnmower laps up and down the street but ended with vehicle burnouts, howling at neighbors and Ms. Schwarz in cuffs. So why all the hard partying? Schwarz is gearing up for one hell of a birthday bash.

"'Merrilee stated that she was celebrating because it's her birthday,' a report states. Schwarz's listed birthday is about a week after the incident."

This makes your birthday dinner plans at Applebee's look pretty damn pathetic.

[Via Off The Beat]