Danny Gallagher is a freelance writer, reporter, humorist and all around nice guy living in Texas who is a regular contributor to TheFW and has also contributed features, essays and stories to Maxim, GameTrailers, Aol, TruTV's "Dumb As a Blog," Cracked, Mental Floss, CBS' "Mancave Daily and Spike. He also likes puppies and cookies. He can be found on the web at www.dannygallagher.net and on Twitter @thisisdannyg.
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12 Ways You Can Tell That You Need a New Accountant
The deadline to pay for your taxes is just a couple of weeks away and if that’s a surprise to you, perhaps you should stop reading now and start looking in the phone book for an accountant who owns a calendar (or at least gives you a free one when you pay him).
12 Surprising Changes in the New James Bond Movie
James Bond is one of those movie franchises that seems almost untouchable. Changing just a minor quirk in the character’s persona or habits would cause movie fans to revolt, assuming of course that they don’t run out of breath by the time they get to the studio from the lack of exercise...
12 Rejected Disney World Rides
Summer is just around the corner and that means millions of people will flock to Orlando, Fla. to spend their free time, money and children’s formative years at one of the most sought after and beloved tourist destinations in the country.
10 Signs Your Parents Take Easter Way Too Seriously
Easter is right around the corner, one of the more kid-oriented holidays on the calendar. It features colorful eggs, a giant talking rabbit and more candy than even a Cadbury executive could stomach.
The 11 Dumbest April Fool’s Day Jokes You Can Pull at Work
It takes a great knack of timing and finesse to pull off the perfect April Fool's Day prank and not everyone can do it.
11 Reasons You’re Going to Be the Target of an April Fool’s Day Prank
April Fool's Day is just around the corner and that means rubes all over the world are bound to have their toilet seats super glued, their coffee spiked with garlic and their lives turned into someone else’s entertainment.
11 Reasons Why Your Video Game Didn’t Sell Well
The video game market is white hot as technology reaches new heights, stories become deeper and reasons to go outside are limited to getting in line to buy the newest video game.
10 Signs You Have the Obesity Gene
It’s no secret that America has a weight problem. We love food too much and exercise too little. A life like that doesn’t have many healthy side effects, affordable health care or pants that don’t create muffin tops.
10 Ways the American People Can Be More Polite
We might like to think of ourselves as a nice and polite people, but apparently some real morons don’t know what they are talking about.
A new poll found that 76 percent of the population feel that America has developed a much ruder attitude and lost its civility. Who the heck asked them, anyway? Here are some things that we all can do to be a little nicer to each other.
10 Sentences You Don’t Want to Hear at Your Wedding
Wedding season is just around the corner and someone you know is probably gearing up for the biggest day of his or her life.
Of course, no day can go as perfect as you pictured it in your head. These are the statements that can bring your special day to a grinding halt.