Halloween is almost here!  Have you stocked up on your candy yet?  You haven't!  Well, when the little kids come knocking at your door you better be prepared.  You wouldn't want something bad to happen to your house.

You need to get to the store and buy the best candy around.  Why?  Because if you don't you'll be ruining Halloween for children everywhere, and you don't want to be lame... do you?  Here are 10 things you shouldn't give out on Halloween.

1.  Bibles

2.  Toothpaste

3.  Old TV Guides

4.  "Vote for Romney" Stickers

5.  Cabbage

6.  Copies of '50 Shades of Grey'

7.  Windex

8.  Real Severed Fingers

9.  Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape

10.  A Coupon for a Free Hug

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