Jo Pincushion

Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com

10 Things We Aren’t Thankful for This Year

Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Where has the time gone? As you prepare your menu, it's time to reflect on what you're thankful for. But as always, there are a few things that we could really have done without this year. Hurricanes, superstorms and other freakish weather systems, for example, don't deserve our gratitude. Here are 10 things we aren't thankful for:

10 Deep-Fried Dishes We’d Like to Invent

America is obsessed with deep-fried foods. You better make an appointment with your cardiologist, because the deep-fried phenomenon isn't going away anytime soon. It looks like there is no limit when it comes to the culinary artform that is deep fried cooking. What will they come up with next? Maybe they'll start deep frying asparagus soon—we doubt it, but you never know. Well, we might as well in

10 Forms of I.D. That Won’t Be Accepted on Election Day

It's almost time to cast your vote for the 2012 presidential election, and in some states it's important that you present valid photo I.D. Otherwise you could be prevented from casting your vote, which would deprive you of performing your civic duty. Don't worry—we're here to help you! Here is a list of 10 forms of I.D. that won't be accepted on election day:

10 Ways to Avoid Cabin Fever During Hurricane Sandy

Batten down the hatches! Hurricane Sandy is here, and there is no stopping her. We hope all of you are safe inside your homes, and we encourage you to stay put until the television tells you it's okay. This is no joke, people: Sandy means business. You may even start to go a little stir crazy beng stuck inside all day, so you need to keep yourself entertained. Here are 10 ways to avoid cabin fever

10 Things You Shouldn’t Give Out on Halloween– The Funnies

Halloween is almost here! Have you stocked up on your candy yet? You haven't! Well, when the little kids come knocking at your door you better be prepared. You wouldn't want something bad to happen to your house. You need to get to the store and buy the best candy around. Why? Because if you don't you'll be ruining Halloween for children everywhere, and you don't want to be lame... do you?

What to Say to Trick-or-Treaters Without a Costume

Pretty clearly, the best part of Halloween is that you dress up in a fun costume and walk around acquiring delicious candy. Who doesn't love that? We're really excited to see all the trick-or-treaters in their best outfits this year. We've got our bags of candy ready, and we're giving away prizes for the best costumes we see. However, we cannot abide a certain type of trick-or-treater. You know th

10 Unnecessarily Sexy Halloween Costumes That Actually Exist

It's Halloween! That can only mean two things: 1) Scary things that go bump in the night, and 2) girls wearing senselessly provocative outfits. Oh yes, girls in so-called sexy costumes have become as much a Halloween tradition as pumpkin carving. Now, we're not complaining that there are scantily clad women during the Halloween season. Not at all. The thing is, some of the costumes are trying just

10 Halloween Costumes We Don’t Want to See This Year

Halloween is going to be here before you know it. We love planning our parties and costumes! Halloween is the best time of the year, and we judge people harshly based on the quality of their costume. So you better start planning! Halloween costumes are a delicate artform that should be planned and executed precisely. If you don't dress to impress you'll be the laughing stock of the holiday. He

10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween

The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds. Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpki

10 Things Obama Was Doodling During the Debate

The presidential debate wasn't Obama's greatest moment. He debated terribly, and he was constantly looking down. What was he looking at? What was he writing? We have a good idea as to what Obama was doing at the podium. Here are 10 things Obama was doodling during the debate: