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As our stomachs prepare for Thursday's massive caloric intake, let's take a look at how a few of our animal pals do it.

But instead of turkey, these guys get to have ice cream. Which seems like a fair trade, really. Both are delicious and, we might add, perfectly exemplary of overindulgent gluttony, which is what the Pilgrims and Indians were really bonding over, right?

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