First of all, if you were wondering why so many soccer jersey-wearing Europeans were crowding your local bars and making a raucous over some soccer game, we're apparently in the middle of UEFA Euro 2012. Basically, it's the same thing as the World Cup, but only for European teams. Why Europe gets to have it's own tournament, we don't know. But if all the athletes look like soccer player Glen Johnson, we'd be hootin' and hollerin' along with them.

This wonderful man hails from London, where he plays for the Liverpool team and rocks sexy arm tattoos. After his team tied with France on Monday, we got to see what was underneath that jersey of his. Take our word on this one, you'll want to become instant soccer fans when you see the "guns" he's packing. Check him out in all his shirtless glory below.