Miss Prestin – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Laura Michelle Prestin, or Miss Prestin as she likes to refer to herself, is a cover and fitness model from the great white north known as Canada. She has appeared in the pages of American Curves Magazine, Muscle Magazine and even has her own best-selling calendar. Besides a body that looks tighter than Spanx on Chaz Bono, Miss Prestin has something else we are dying to get our hands on...
...her iPhone. Judging from the photos above, and the eight hundred just like it on her website, that phone goes everywhere with her. Think about it. Everywhere. Imagine the photos and videos she doesn't post. Her photo library must be so chock full of NSFW photos and vids it would put Naughty America to shame. Forget Scarlett Johansson, can we get some brainiacs working on a hack into Miss Prestin's phone?
Miss Prestin is also a World Body Building and Fitness Federation Professional bikini model and, according to her website, "trains some of the hottest celebrities in the business." We're going to need her to prove she has these celebrity contacts. We're going to have to ask to see her phone contacts. [Hands over phone] Scrolling. Scrolling. RUN! RUN! Don't stop until you've hit a CVS that develops photos.