Wendy Gould
Osama bin Laden Rises From the Dead, Starts Tweeting
Twitter has seen some zany faux-accounts lately, including a NY Bronx Zoo snake escapee, Adolf Hitler and some random guy's liver.
So when Osama Bin Laden rose from the dead and began tweeting via numerous accounts on Sunday night, it was only a little strange.
Mostly, though, it was funny.
Woman Steals SIM Card, Downloads $200K Worth of Data
Stealing a SIM card out of a power meter is impressive enough, but 33-year-old Kylie Maree Monks outdid herself when she racked up a $200,000 data bill on the card in under four months.
This week, she pleaded guilty to computer-related fraud, owning stolen property and making a false declaration.
Man Attempts to Run Marathon Nude
It was likely meant to be a joke, but nude marathon runner Brett S. Henderson wasn't laughing Sunday when he got tased by police officers and slapped with public indecency and obstructing official business charges.
The 35-year-old Cincinnati resident was running -- sans clothes -- in Sunday's Flying Pig Marathon when police confronted him.
– Five Year Old Approved for Platinum Credit Card
Now that 5-year-old Hunter Addy is the owner of a platinum credit card from Capital One, he can finally splurge on that shiny new bike he's been eyeing.
Deaf Men Stabbed After Sign Language Mistaken for Gang Signs
A group of hearing-impaired friends were reportedly stabbed in a bar after another bar patron mistook their sign language for gang signs. The group was at Ocean's Eleven Lounge in Florida celebrating a friend's birthday when the incident occurred.
Website Creates 71K-Calorie Lasagna From Fast Food [VIDEO]
Though we wouldn't expect someone to eat an entire lasagna in one sitting, even one serving of this monster-of-a-dish from Epic Meal Time would still contain over 7,000 calories per-person when divided into 10 servings.
The literally epic lasagna was created by the men of Epic Meal Time, a website devoted to concocting and eating bizarre foods.
Third Grader Brings Gun to School, Sells It for Three Dollars
This week, a third grader sauntered home with a loaded Taurus 9mm gun in his backpack and showed it off to his mom.
As it turns out, he bought the weapon from a classmate for $3 at their elementary school in Queens, NY.
Company Will Make Fur Clothing From Your Deceased Pet
If you thought having your pet immortalized via taxidermy was slightly creepy, you haven't seen anything yet.
Thanks to VIP Fibers, obsessed pet owners can now walk around with Fluffy's fur draped around their body.
Man Accidentally Drives Into Grand Canyon, Survives
In addition to qualifying for the title of "World's Luckiest Person," an Arizona now has one of the all-time greatest stories to tell to his future grandchildren.
According to reports, the 21-year-old accidentally drove his car over the south rim of the Grand Canyon on Monday. Incredibly, he made it out alive, with only a few scrapes and bruises.
One-Year-Old Signs 10-Year Soccer Contract [VIDEO]
Baerke van der Meij is about to play with the big boys - well, sort of.
The 18-month-old soccer phenom was recently discovered via a YouTube video that showcased his ability to kick several balls into a box without much effort.