Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Really Thirsty Fella Opens Beer With Shotgun, Lives to Tell About It [VIDEO]
This doesn't seem like the smartest way to quench your thirst.
Man Tragically Shot to Death in Movie Theater Over Texting Dispute [VIDEO]
Going to the movies turned out to be a deadly excursion for one Florida man.
Irate Man, 77, Arrested for Attacking Fellow Senior Citizen at Walmart Express Lane [VIDEO]
We’ve seen old men battle it out on the athletic field, but now we hear about old men battling it out at checkout.
Two Awesome 90-Year-Olds Run for Glory in Intense Race [VIDEO]
These runners aren’t so much a neck-and-neck as they are replacement hip-to-replacement hip.
Incarcerated Pimp Sues Nike for $100 Million Because Its Sneakers Are Weapons
It’s gotta be the shoes.
Pastor (And Die-Hard 49ers Fan) Blows Through Service in Under a Minute to Watch Playoff Game [VIDEO]
This pastor’s dedication to his NFL team is even greater than his dedication to the lord.
America’s Oldest Teacher Turns 100, Shows No Signs of Slowing Down [VIDEO]
Retirement has no place in Agnes Zhelesnik’s vocabulary.
Little Girl Totally Baffled When Meeting Her Father’s Twin Brother [VIDEO]
Sharing, not throwing things, keeping quiet -- there are so many things a toddler has a hard time understanding.
You can add the concept of twins to that list.
Football Team Stands Up for Bullied Water Boy in Uplifting Show of Support [VIDEO]
Whoever said kids can be so cruel should watch this.
We don’t know how we missed this story, but back in November, this fantastic news report aired. It focuses on Danny, a six-year-old boy in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, who serves as the water boy for the fifth-grade football team...
Ventriloquist on the Prowl Uses Dummy to Meet Women on the Subway [VIDEO]
This isn't so much a wingman as a wingdummy.